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|  | Potato Jokes
« Thread Started on Jan 15, 2004, 1:27pm » | |
I got these positively horrid tater jokes from
http://www.itsaspudslife.co.uk/index2.html Enjoy. 
Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous TV newscaster? Because he was a 'commontater.'
Why did the potato go to the beach? Because he wanted to get baked.
How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling mad.
What do you say to an angry 400 lb spud? Anything, just butter him up.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
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| | Re: Potato Jokes
« Reply #1 on Jan 18, 2004, 11:28am » | |
OK...maybe when I said a wealth of information, I may have been stretching it a little...
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« Reply #2 on Jan 19, 2004, 2:42pm » | |
Can't say I didn't warn ya! 
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